December 2011
259 posts
butter logic with mom & dad
mom & dad & i: -talking about fried butter, because texas-
mom: "but how does it work?"
dad: "its a little pat of butter covered in like doughnut batter and deep fried, and you bite into it and there's melted butter"
mom: "oh, it isn't a whole stick?"
me: "oh god, that would be gross..."
mom: "i thought it was like a stick of butter that they breaded and put on a stick"
dad and i: "..."
dad: "that wouldn't work, how would it stay on the stick?"
mom: "why wouldn't it?"
me: "... it would melt?"
mom: "why?"
dad and i: "... because it's FRIED."
Fixer upper
shitmystudentswrite:
Although I am my own person, my relationship with my girlfriend of two and a half years has lead to a significant change in almost every aspect of my life such as my behaviors, believes, values, personality, and even my appearance.
The Gospel according to Hitler
shitmystudentswrite:
Jesus spread his beliefs throughout the Holy Land in what came to be known as the Holocaust.
Profiled as the whiniest races
shitmystudentswrite:
Racial profiling has been around forever and can happen to any race, of any kind, at any time. However African Americans, Hispanics, and descendants from the Middle East are far more likely to complain about it than any other race.
Except on your birthday...
shitmystudentswrite:
Love is something that is inedible.
totally not true
Portraits of Marines before, during and after war...
iheartchaos:
In an effort to try to document the impact serving in Afghanistan has on a person, photographer Claire Felicie began a project entitled Marked in 2009, after her eldest son had enrolled as a marine. The series, which spans from 2009 to 2010, follows 20 young soldiers on their tour of duty in the 1st Battalion, 13th infantry company of the Royal Netherlands Marine Corps, taking...
My friend Kenny got monogrammed handkerchiefs for...
iheartchaos:
My friend Kenny got monogrammed handkerchiefs for Christmas. He looks excited.
"Female gamers have 34% more sex than female...
amodule:
Fuck yeah.
Watchfuckyoutexas:
I leave for 10 minutes to find my parents like THIS They then tell at me “YOU BETTER NOT POST THIS ON THE INTERNET”
spreading your parents’ internet fame they so cute :}
