rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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theclearlydope:

Cake is a hell of a drug.

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

unspokenverse:

This had me in fucking tears hahahaha

That’s it. That’s Bethesda.

(Source: ekomancer)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, horses.

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, horses.

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danforth:

This country’s still got a ways to go and corporate media will always be right behind, fucking dawdling. 

(Source: sandandglass)

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(Source: hemingwayslemonade)

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

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